I am currently in serious negotiations to acquire a slightly used, full size laptop computer. It is in fine shape, it is only missing one key, the U. I hardly ever use U, so I can work around that.
It seems a demostration of how to make buttermilk southern fried chicken, butter milk biscuits, Basil dirty mashed potoatoes with carmelized corn and butter bean southern succotash, has some value. Since I likes eatin' near 'bout as much as cipherin', it may be a good deal for the both of us.
While it has not been confirmed, Dr. Richard Lidzen of MIT has been nominated as an official Redneck Physicist with all priveldges due such a lofty appointment.